This fall hasn't been your average fall here at The Arena E-Sports
lounge. Things have gotten a bit....darker. Mostly it’s been the little
things. Monitors being on in the morning when we all swear they were off when
we left the night before. Strange streams playing on full blast in the middle
of the afternoon. It took a while before we started putting the pieces together
but it seemed an otherworldly presence has started to take over. Then, this
afternoon the reality of what that meant came crashing down all around
us.
I had just returned from the post office
to pick up the day's mail. I sat down at my desk to sort the mail: junk in the
garbage, bills in the drawer, the usual routine. I got to the bottom of the
pile and there sat a strange manila folder with no address attached to it. Only
the words, “Open me" written in permanent marker on its face. I slowly
opened the metal clasp and flipped open the top flap. Out fell a peculiar
little flash drive. Before I could grab
it from my desk, it flipped up, and launched itself perfectly into my PC. As the
flash drive clicked into place every computer, television, and speaker in the
building broke out in an evil crackling laugh. By this point the entire place
was in pandemonium. The lights flickered and the laughter stopped. For the next
three hours every screen was locked with the words, "Appease me or the end
is near. Bring 150 sacrifices to me October 31st. Give them anything they wish.
Happy sacrifices taste the best." The message concluded with the smiley
face :^).
Just when things seemed to be getting back to normal. The screen
flashed just one time, just long enough for those of us still riveted to the
screens to catch. Michael “ImaQtpie” Santana darted before our eyes with a lone
message. “I’m Coming.”
To ensure the safety of gamers everywhere we have chosen to answer
the call. Saturday October 31st we will be throwing the gamers
Halloween dream. The first 150 in the door will receive all you can eat, all
you can drink, all you can play wristbands. The place is yours, the games are
loaded, and the “secret cauldron” will be brewing up specialty drinks all
night. The gamer lord ImaQtpie is set to arrive at 10pm sharp so don’t be late.
For all of our sake.

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ReplyDeleteThis is so fun! Totally love it!
ReplyDeleteMissing a captioned and sourced graphic though.
Also, your three minute podcast is not on SoundCloud.
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